What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:34
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Everyone loved it.
Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!